Low-Margin Soap Operas
Chanel wakes up all confused. She probably was surprised to find herself in bed with Johnny instead of Allie. #DAYS
Leo: "My impeccable tush is parked in this chair until you spill the beans." A quick survey says Stephanie's tush is a whole lot better. #DAYS
Johnny wants to have sex. Chanel says they can't because she hasn't taken her birth control pill yet. Johnny: "So, how long does it take for a birth control pill to kick in?" #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Chanel "Someday, when the time is right, Johnny and I will try to have another baby." Johnny: "But until then, we'll keep practicing." #DAYS
Kate: "She can't act." Abe: "We'll hire an acting coach." Abe has not yet learned the nuances of budgeting for low-margin soap operas. #DAYS
Hattie: "At my last job I got great tips because I gave great service." Kate: "I thought all the brothels in Salem had been closed." #DAYS
Leo: "My impeccable tush is parked in this chair until you spill the beans." A quick survey says Stephanie's tush is a whole lot better. #DAYS
Johnny wants to have sex. Chanel says they can't because she hasn't taken her birth control pill yet. Johnny: "So, how long does it take for a birth control pill to kick in?" #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Chanel "Someday, when the time is right, Johnny and I will try to have another baby." Johnny: "But until then, we'll keep practicing." #DAYS
Kate: "She can't act." Abe: "We'll hire an acting coach." Abe has not yet learned the nuances of budgeting for low-margin soap operas. #DAYS
Hattie: "At my last job I got great tips because I gave great service." Kate: "I thought all the brothels in Salem had been closed." #DAYS
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