The Ultimate Carnal Sin

Brady to Chloe: "I've accepted you want Phillip and I hope things work out." Translation: "I hope your relationship with Phillip crashes and burns like the Hindenburg." #DAYS

I don't understand Ben's hesitation to have a child. True, it might inherit his wacko characteristics. But it would fit right in. What Salem kid has ever turned out normal? #DAYS

Marlena in flashback: "If you care about me at all, don't touch me. Not now… not ever." Hmmm… Apparently John didn't care. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Ben: "Ciara wants to have a baby and I don't. What's your advice." Marlena: "Go home and knock her up." #DAYS

John: "Buddha said he wasn't a god. He said he wasn't an angel. He said he wasn't a saint. He told the man, 'I am awake.'" I always kinda figured Buddha was woke.

Next on #DOOL — Allie: "I told you Johnny was a player." Chanel: "He certainly plays well enough for my All-Star team." #DAYS #DAYS

So basically John and Marlena committed the ultimate carnal sin on a conference table. Guilt then consumes Marlena and in punishment for her wickedness, she is possessed by the Devil. See, they always blame the woman. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "I'm afraid of the Devil like any good girl should be." Johnny: "In that case, maybe you should come back to my place and stop being a good girl." #DAYS