Monday, October 31, 2016



Trouble In Paradise

Cheer up, Hope; they just gave you and Rafe nice awards you can hang on your prison cell walls. #DAYS
Rafe: "OMG, what would the real Antony & Cleopatra do in a situation like this?" Hope: "They both committed suicide, bonehead." #DAYS
Trouble in paradise: Hope and Rafe have a little spat. #DAYS

The Vomitorium


Saving Hope's Asp


Friday, October 28, 2016

Conjoined Twins

Rafe thinks they're being punished for doing their jobs.  What, banned from the donut shop again? #DAYS
Hope plays the you-said-you'd-do-anything-to-make-me-happy card to get Rafe to wear a costume. #DAYS
The way Hope and Rafe are fusing themselves together they could go to the Halloween party as conjoined twins. #DAYS

Thursday, October 27, 2016


Chad says Thomas lights up every time he sees Arianna. Seems like Thomas' dad lights up every time he sees Arianna's mom, too. #DAYS
Eduardo says he's trying to score points with Kate. Probably just wants to score, period. #DAYS
Eduardo doesn't want Dario becoming a yes-man. He wants him to have more character than that. A yes-man with character is a sycophant. #DAYS

Tuesday, October 25, 2016


Maggie says she didn't mean to eavesdrop. That's why she was just standing there while Nicole babbled on. #DAYS
Victor doesn't trust Nicole. Imagine that. #DAYS
Is Valerie going to operate on Abe's heart or steal it? #DAYS

Monday, October 24, 2016

Technology... Ya Gotta Love It



Kate to André: "You remind me of Tony." BWAHAHAHAHA! #DAYS
Rafe confronts Aiden: "Why do we keep having the same conversation?" That's easy — Flashbacks. #DAYS
Kayla: "I ordered the premium cable package. You can watch all the sports you want." How can any man resist that? #DAYS

Saturday, October 22, 2016

Sonny Has The Blues

Salem forecast: Sonny and blue.

Friday, October 21, 2016

Excellence Hits A New Low

Chloe: "Tell me I haven't misjudged you or made a horrible mistake." Deimos silence says it all. #DAYS
Chad says he's an excellent storyteller—proceeds to tell about an accountant giraffe named Marty. Excellence hits a new low. #DAYS
Protip for Nicole: "When a guy acts like he'll tear you apart stop asking his forgiveness & get as far away from him as you can." #DAYS

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

A New Kind Of Threesome


That Pesky Hippocratic Oath

Anne: "You're not Chad." Lucas: "Nothing gets by you, does it?" BWAHAHAHAHA! Good one, Lucas. #DAYS
Let's see… Anne needs a love-interest; Roman needs a love-interest… just thinkin' out loud. #DAYS
Cop: "The prisoner needs medical help." Marlena: "DAMN!" Oh, that pesky Hippocratic Oath gets in the way again. #DAYS

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

A Project Runway Winner


John's Predicament


Monday, October 17, 2016

Cop Of The Year


Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Family Crap

Gabi serves Paul Mrs. Wilkerson's chicken surprise.  Careful, Paul, you don't know what the surprise might be.
Lucas notes it's a year since Will died. Yet, late at night you can still hear his ghost whining in Salem. #DAYS
Chad: "Abby never wanted me to get involved in this family crap." You have a crappy family, you get family crap. #DAYS

Monday, October 10, 2016

Halloween Costumes

Well, Halloween is right around the corner.

Brady Has Seen The Promised Land

Theresa has a meltdown. Tate starts screaming. Theresa heads for Tate. Helpful Brady stares at the wall and drools. #DAYS
Theresa: "Every time I turn the corner I run into your extended family." That's because everyone in Salem is related. #DAYS
Nicole: "You can look, Brady, I'm dressed." Meh... in the words of MLK, when it comes to naked Nicole, Brady has seen the promised land. #DAYS

Thursday, October 06, 2016

A Flying Leap

Clyde insists he's not dumb. He's also not smart enough to notice Orpheus doesn't give a flying leap about what Clyde is telling him. #DAYS
Rafe sees through Hope's "take a break" scheme. It's either a rare flash of insight or his ego. #DAYS
Ciara's attitude about Theo sure has changed after she saw him and Claire sucking face. #DAYS

The Other Times He's Died


The Importance Of Accuracy


Give It To Him Straight, Kayla


Normal Level Of Dysfunction


Tuesday, October 04, 2016

Thomas — A True DiMera



André wants to start with a sign of good faith. Chad asks what sign that would be. I expected André to raise his middle finger. #DAYS
Today: Kiriakis business—running on all cylinders. DiMera business—running on all cylinders. SPD—running on Dunkin' Donuts. #DAYS
Theresa sets the Kiriakis boys straight. One woman against five men… No fair, she had them outnumbered. #DAYS

Monday, October 03, 2016

The Gehenna Cafe

Phillip: "Was it a one-night-stand?" Chloe: "I'm such a slut there's no telling." Her words, not ours. #DAYS
Nicole wants to eat somewhere better than the Brady pub. How about the city dump…  Salem Wastewater Treatment Plant… the Gehenna Cafe? #DAYS
Aiden to Hope: "You lied to me." Nicole to Deimos: "You lied to me." Deimos to Chloe: "You lied to me." Just another day in Salem. #DAYS

Saturday, October 01, 2016

The Perfect Disguise


Phillip's Penetrating... Eyes


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