Thursday, May 26, 2016

Another Chance To Lose His Dignity

Face it, Hope, Ciara will never live up to your standards. She'll probably never murder a single person. #DAYS
 
Shawn: "Great sex makes great parenting." Well, in Belle and Shawn's case it just made parents... period. #DAYS
 
It's amazing Aiden can't win Hope's affection. After all, he only THOUGHT about killing her. #DAYS
 
Shawn wants another chance. With Belle that would amount to another chance to lose his dignity all over again. #DAYS

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

One-Night-Stand

Belle says she and Shawn aren't back together—But it was one of the most meaningful one-night-stands a gal ever had with her husband. #DAYS
 
Aiden says Chase lost his way "a little bit." Ask Ciara if she thinks it was just "a little bit." #DAYS
 
Belle and Shawn might as well have a blinking neon sign above their heads saying, "I had sex with my ex." #DAYS

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

How Jack Spends His Time

 

Monday, May 23, 2016

Where Will The Debauchery End?

Belle sinks so low she makes a pass at her husband. WHERE WILL THE DEBAUCHERY END? #DAYS
 
Kate to Nicole: "What are you doing?" Hope to Aiden: "What are you doing?" Me to myself watching #DOOL: "What am I doing?" #DAYS
 
Belle says she's failed at wifedom, but not at being a dumb wife. #RimShot #DAYS
 
Belle grovels. Audience weighs in—Gals: "Have some self-respect!" Guys: "Nail her, Shawn! She won't even remember in the morning." #DAYS

Thursday, May 19, 2016

The No-Sex-Before-Marriage Type

Could Nicole be the no-sex-before-marriage-type? Absolutely... except on days when the sun happens to rise in the east. #DAYS
 
Observation: Guys like Deimos are always cautious and wanting a pre-nup, but don't have the same concern about a pre-romp. #DAYS
 
Nicole says there is only one way into town. Salem: the hick town with an international airport & direct flights to Europe.

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Combating The Flu At NBC

 

Tuesday, May 17, 2016

A Lost Puppy

Brady says he and Theresa had a rocky start to their relationship—And that has changed... how? #DAYS
 
Maggie says she didn't know summer's father very well. Well enough to have a kid with him, I'd say. #DAYS
 
Aiden promises he won't pressure Hope. That is, if you don't consider following someone around like a lost puppy pressure. #DAYS
 
Maggie notes there are many memories Julie would like to forget—Leave it to Maggie to help her remember every excruciating one of them. #DAYS
 
 

Monday, May 16, 2016

Pot - The Non-Organic Kind

Hope, as you consider your options remember Rafe's an accomplice to murder and Aiden isn't. Just thought I'd point that out. #DAYS
 
I thought the opening shot was Deimos. Stands to reason—after sex with Kate he might be in the hospital for a penicillin infusion. #DAYS
 
Patch asks Carl, "What's with the Jimmy Buffet look?" Jimmy Buffett must've really let himself go to pot – uh, the non-organic kind. #DAYS

Friday, May 13, 2016

It Must Be An STD

Dr. Robinson tells Abby she's going through a tough time. For Abby that time is called her entire life. #DAYS
 
Only Salem is experiencing the big outbreak. Proof positive it must be an STD. #DAYS
 
Seth wonders what Fynn means by "no good news." Let me take a stab at that one. I think it means there is no good news. #DAYS
 
 

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Tranquility Base

 

The SPD Brain Trust

No one believes this is Aiden. Did it ever occur to the SPD brain trust that the other guy wasn't Aiden? #DAYS
 
Ciara says she's glad Theo kissed her.  She'll change her tune if he catches the flu that's going around. #DAYS
 
John wants Eduardo to do something that might save everyone's lives. Send doctors to Salem Hospital who know what they're doing? #DAYS
 

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

The Dengue Fever-Ebola-Zika-MRSA-West Nile-Bird Flu Epidemic

Next on #DOOL – Ciara: "You're letting me move out but your face says I'll screw up." Hope: "Wait'll you hear what my lips say." #DAYS
 
Next on #DOOL – John: "Salem Hospital is a great facility." Adrianna: "Yes, but it's a lousy hospital." #DAYS
 
Next on #DOOL – Roman: "Aiden's back." Rafe: "Son of a bitch." Roman: "Husband of one, too." #DAYS
 
Next on #DOOL – Caroline: "A really good tipper has a soul." Kayla: "A really good tipper has money... a soul is optional." #DAYS
 
Next on #DOOL – The Dengue Fever-Ebola-Zika-MRSA-West Nile-Bird Flu epidemic continues to cripple Salem. #DAYS

Monday, May 09, 2016

Survey

 

Dopple Gangered

AHA! So Aiden's dopple gangered up with André to try to kill Hope. #DAYS
 
He's caged up with a loon. I don't know what kind of bird it is though. #DAYS
 
Aiden to himself: "Can't lose it now." Too late for that. You're talking to a dead bird. #DAYS

Friday, May 06, 2016

Trigger-Happy

Rafe's note: "Trade your gun for a night of romance." That's a lot to ask a trigger-happy murderess like Hope. #DAYS
 
Brady asks Theresa if they are done fighting. Done fighting, yes. Done lying, not so much for Theresa. #DAYS
 
Passion fruit — not too subtle. I guess Rafe's idea of a night of romance isn't a double feature on Netflix. #DAYS
 
Next on #DOOL – Summer: "I don't want you to leave when you're mad at me." Brady: "Then I'll never be able to leave." #DAYS
 
Next on #DOOL – JJ: "I was mad at my dad for a long time." Gabi "What changed?" JJ: "He took a 70-story fall in an elevator." #DAYS
 
 

Thursday, May 05, 2016

Killer Donuts

Paul's taking John on a tour of his favorite ball parks on the east coast starting with Wrigley Field.  Must be Wrigley Field East. #DAYS
 
Uh-oh. Paul has the shakes. Maybe he should have forgotten that coffee refill. #DAYS
 
Brady tells Theresa that Summer conned a guy out of $50,000. Yeah, and the guy's name is "Brady" #DAYS
 
JJ: "Mom makes some killer donuts." And Kate makes killer brownies... literally. #DAYS

Wednesday, May 04, 2016

Loose Lips Sink Ships

Ciara: "When you're my age mom's can get really annoying." So can their kids kids. Especially ones who spray–paint cars. #DAYS
 
Dr. Robinson: "Ben's in prison. He can't get you." Abby: "That's what they said before." Actually, Abby's got a point. #DAYS
 
Doug to Hope: "You turned out OK." For a cold-blooded murderer. #DAYS
 
When they get to LA I hope Joey takes Jade to the Military Poster Museum so she can see the one that says, "Loose Lips Sink Ships." #DAYS

Tuesday, May 03, 2016

Emmy for Soapiest Dialogue 2016

Victor: "The presence of a neurotic grifter will only enhance our suburban townhouse fun." Good ole Victor always brightens my day. #DAYS
 
Brady truly is a superhero. Powerful enough to stop a locomotive... or in this case the wrath of Theresa. #DAYS
 
Maggie: "Deimos poisoned me and took the mansion from Victor in exchange for the antidote." Wins Emmy for Soapiest Dialogue 2016. #DAYS

Sunday, May 01, 2016

Brady Black — Super Hero

 

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